I’ve been reading and listening to a lot of essays and podcasts about “Game of Thrones,” and not one of them predicted the outcome of “The Bells,” even though the show has foreshadowed it for two seasons now. And I think the reason no one thought Daenerys Stormborn would, in fact, mercilessly sack the city she wants to rule is that it was the most obvious outcome.
“Game of Thrones” made its reputation on surprises — the plot twists that make you gasp — but in the race to the end of the series, the showrunners (David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, aka, the DBs) have gone for easy plot resolutions. So rather than developing a clever way for Bran to kill the Night King, they have someone (it turns out to be Arya) stab him. And rather than figure out a clever way for Tyion, or Arya, or even Jaime, to off Cersei, they just have Dany swoop in with her remaining dragon and level the Red Keep.
Once again we are left asking, what? It was that easy? Why have we — the fans and critics alike — been spinning our wheels trying to come up with a fresh and unexpected ending when all you need to do is deploy a weapon of mass destruction?
I am probably not the only viewer today grumbling that the DBs keep changing the rules on the show. Last week, we learned that a scorpion crossbow launched from a bobbing ship could hit a flying dragon three times in a row from a half mile away; but this week it seems that a couple hundred of these weapons, shooting at much closer range, couldn’t hit a dragon even once, never mind three times.
Don’t get me wrong, it was thrilling and satisfying when Drogon torched the Iron Fleet, but the fact that he came out of the sun and temporarily blinded the shooters doesn’t excuse their sudden loss of aim. In the end, for all the talk about how the object of the first part of the last two seasons was to level the playing field between Dany and Cersei by killing off dragons and armies, it turns out that the playing field continued to be unimaginably unbalanced. And that feels like a cheat.
Also a cheat? All the jabbering about the Golden Company and Captain Harry Strickland, the distant Targaryan ancestor. They are supposed to be the most formidable fighting force in the world, with a rich back story in the books; but in “The Bells” they are wiped out by Drogon in about 30 seconds. When all was said and done, poor Harry Strickland only got one or two lines in the first episode of the season and never uttered another syllable again. See ya pal.
Harry we hardly knew ye
Even putting aside questionable plot mechanics for a minute, I still feel emotionally betrayed by the DBs, who set up a fictional world where we are supposed to be thrilled and repelled by the action in more or less equal measure; they now seem to punish us for having been exhilarated by violence in the first place. After having drawn us into a violent universe, then inured us to increased levels of brutality, it’s almost as if they suddenly decided that GoT is an anti-war show.
It’s like they’re saying, so you got a secret thrill out of watching soldiers stab each other in the eye, and you sat through rape and torture and even came back after we burned a young girl at the stake? Well we’re going to turn the savagery up to eleven and let you see the REAL repercussions of war. I’m sure I’m not the only viewer who was triggered by memories of September 11 when ordinary people raced from falling towers and, if they survived, emerged covered with dust. It’s almost as if we were watching a stereotypically exciting World War II movie that suddenly switched in the last minutes to the Hiroshima at ground level. Here you go, war-lover.
Intellectually we know that war is hell, and Tryion and Varys among others have frequently articulated the effect of war on the common people. Well, now we’ve seen it in spades. And it wasn’t just the dragonfire that was so appalling; it was also the rape and pillage by the supposed good guys. This is something that happened countless times from the sack of Rome to the Russian conquest of Berlin in 1945. But just because this is a fundamental part of war doesn’t mean it was what we signed up for. I’ve felt sick at the end of many “Game of Thrones” episodes before, but never this nauseated and nihilistic. Since there’s only one episode left, I’ll give the showrunners the benefit of the doubt for another week. They’ve said the show ends on a bittersweet note but I can’t imagine how we’ll get to the “sweet” part.
Is Character Destiny or Destiny Character?
I asked this question before because the show focuses a lot of attention on the meaning of bloodlines. And with one notable exception this week, the characters seem increasingly unable to escape the fate to which they were born.
Jaime Lannister was literally born to love his womb-mate Cersei and despite trying to redeem himself and commit to a life of earned honor, he is inexorably drawn back to her. His fate is completely out of his control, and just as they were born together, so too must they die together.
Also fated to die in each other’s arms are the Gleganes. Telegraphed for years, the “Glegane Bowl” is the least surprising development of the episode, although perhaps the rest of us were as surprised as the Hound was to discover that a even sword through the skull would not stop the Mountain. So as they must, they ultimately perished together in flames.
Someone else who couldn’t change character was Jon Snow. If he’d only swallowed his disgust and had sex with his aunt one more time, she probably wouldn’t have snapped and gone full-fledged arsonist, but Jon’s rejection is the final straw that pushed her into madness. Like Ned Stark, Jon is too principled and too pure for his own good, or for the good of humanity for that matter. A little lying and a little cheating for the sake of the people can go a long way, but Jon can’t/won’t do it.
But, of course, Exhibit Number One in the Case of Destiny vs Free Will is the Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons herself. Dany’s father was the Mad King and Westeros’ biggest pyromaniac until his little girl came long. As I’ve said, her madness has been a long-time coming and it’s depressing that the showrunners couldn’t have found a way to pull her out of it. It’s depressing because for so long she was positioned not only as the breaker of chains, but also as the breaker of the wheels of tyranny. Even in this episode she claims that future generations will thank her for ending tyranny, apparently not seeing the irony of how deliberately incinerating innocent women and children will play in the history books.
To their credit the DBs did lay the groundwork for this outcome over multiple seasons (and again, because this was such a harped-on theme, it was hard to believe they would finally pull the trigger on something so obvious.) There were all those crucifixions back in Esteros and she never did shy away from burning a recalcitrant subject (hello Tarleys!)
More recently, Dany started to go insane with the death of Jorah, became additionally unhinged when her other dragon and fleet were destroyed by Euron, and lost it when Missandai yelled “dracarys” before her execution. The descent continues when she learns that Varys has been plotting against her (and who are those letters going to anyway? The unnamed Prince of Dorne?) It’s not a good sign for her state of mind when she cold-heartedly evaporates the eunuch. And as noted, she completely becomes undone when Jon refuses to physically love her, vowing at that point to rule in fear if she can’t have love.
But even after she’s won the battle by blowing holes in the battlements and cowing the remaining Golden Company into surrendering, she ostensibly still has a choice: she can become a mere brutal ruler or a monster. Alas, her fate is to be a monster. Instead of letting Cersei flee, or even just burning down the Red Keep, which would be bad enough with all the innocents inside, she goes out of the way to burn the city itself, presumably even killing her own troops in the process. It’s awesome television but it’s also nauseating (as a sidenote: the amount of CGI spent on this one episode alone makes a mockery out of the excuse that the DBs didn’t have the budget to develop CGI of Jon petting Ghost on the head last episode).
There is one character, though, who manages to escape her fate: Arya. She affirmatively chooses to live. In a series consumed with vengeance, she rejects her destiny and abjures revenge, even though there are at least two names left on her kill list. Thanking Sandor Clegane by name was one of the few grace notes in the episode; she escapes the Red Keep and is nearly trampled in the streets, which recalls her escape from Kings Landing following Ned’s death in Season One.
The trained assassin now fruitlessly tries to save others but there’s nothing she can do — high above her Dany is indiscriminately wrecking her vengeance on the people of Kings Landing because they refused to rise up against Cersei. Eventually knocked unconscious, Arya miraculously finds a white horse (heavy symbolism alert!!), hops on top and slowly rides out of the city. Gee, I wonder what her mission is now? Having killed the Knight King, is it possible she’s added anyone else to her list?
So Many Mistakes
Perhaps the most frustrating thing about the past two seasons has been the constant failure of the characters to think clearly about the repercussions of what they are doing. It’s just been one boneheaded mistake after another.
To be honest, I blame Sansa for most of what happened last night (and to a lesser extent Jon for trusting that high school-grade gossip with a secret in the first place.) If she hadn’t told Tyrion about Jon’s parentage, he wouldn’t have told Varys and Dany wouldn’t have been paranoid about the whole lot of them. It’s Dany’s isolation that eventually drives her mad.
Of course, as much as it pains me to say it, Sansa was right about Dany being off her rocker (although not when she first claimed it) and Jon, Tyrion and the rest of them were wrong to put their faith in her. As the financial advisers say, past performance is no guarantee of future results, and just because she’d been a liberator in Meereen, didn’t mean she could reproduce her results in Westeros.
Also, having seen what Drogon is capable of doing to the fleet, it is completely inexpicable why Dany didn’t just destroy them after they killed her second dragon. As almost every viewer wondered last week, why didn’t she just fly around and destroy the fleet from behind. Then they wouldn’t have captured Missandai. What a blunder.
But the most idiotic decision was Tyrion’s plan to free Jaime so he could be smuggled into Kings Landing, rescue Cersei and then get someone to ring the bells of surrender. I honestly thought Tyrion would be redeemed this episode with the return of some frequently absent brain cells. But no. I was literally screaming at the TV, “you idiot” as he explained the scheme to Jaime. After all that’s happened how could he think Cersei would voluntarily leave unless the city was being destroyed in front of her? And even assuming Jaime could get into the Red Keep and up to Cersei in time, what are the chances he’d be able to ring the bells?
As it happens, someone does ring those bells and Dany breaks her promise to Tyrion to halt the battle when she hears them (and she might have been right about that because it doesn’t appear that Cersei was the one who ordered the bells rung — who knows what kind of double cross might have happened if she’d stopped fighting?)
So once again, Tryrion has accomplished nothing and, in fact, made matters worse. Is there one clever person left in the kingdom? We have one final episode to find out.
Some Random Thoughts
If I were the showrunners for “Veep” I’d be very unhappy that HBO scheduled my series finale after this episode. Who in the world would want to watch a comedy — even a bitterly dark one — after being wrung out by “The Bells?”
Beside the Hound and Arya goodbye, the Jaime/Tyrion farewell was the most affecting scene in the episode. It was hard not to cry as Tyrion says, “If it weren’t for you, I never would have survived my childhood.” So there’s a big part of Jaime that’s good and decent, which makes it hard to fathom why he’s returning to Cersei.
Conversely, I was completely unmoved by the Jaime/Cersei reunion. So what if she’s scared? Good. And so much for the many many MANY theories about how Cersei would die: Arya sneaking in with Jaime’s face or Jaime sacrificing her to save the realm, etc. And what about the so called “valonqar” prophesy in which the witch told Cersei that a younger sibling would “wrap his hands about your pale white throat and choke the life from you”? I don’t know why we take any of these prophesies seriously — they all seem like deliberate misdirects. Can we, for example, stop trying to figure out who the “prince who was promised” is?
What do you have to do to kill someone on this show? During the fight between Euron and Jaime, I wrote in my notes “Euron kills Jaime” when he ran his sword in Jaime’s guts. Nope. Then I wrote “Jaime kills Euron” when he whacked him on the head with the iron hand. Nope. Even now I’m not sure that Euron is dead, given that he was only stabbed five or six times and was still exclaiming — inaccurately — “I’m the man who killed “Jaime Lannister.”
Titling the episode “The Bells,” is another screw you by the DBs to anyone who wanted a less nihilistic episode. Bells are traditionally a symbol of peace and joy, rung at Christmas, before church services, at the end of wars, during sacred ceremonies. Here they are completely ineffectual, as is any other attempt to prevent a ruinous outcome. As Ramsay Bolton said to Theon, “If you think there’s a happy ending you haven’t been paying attention.” No lousy bells are going to change that.
Hey Qyburn! You got what you deserved.
Sad to say, the truest moment of “The Bells” was when the victorious troops went berserk after the Golden Company surrendered. Granted this was sparked by Dany’s ongoing flame-throwing, but even under the best of circumstances it’s hard for troops to stop rampaging once they’ve entered a city and the adrenaline is flowing. Grey Worm’s savage and vengeful behavior is typical for soldiers who have lost comrades in battle.
I suppose it’s carping to still be complaining about the time space continuum on this show but the characters seem to be zipping around everywhere like they’re on bullet trains. How far apart are Dragonstone and Kings Landing anyway? The show treats them like they’re around the corner from each other.
I think the problem these final episodes is that the DBs don’t have George RR Martin’s creative genius to make everything fit together. Nor do they have the time they need (although that’s on them.) But what they really could have used is a writers room. All the great dramatic shows have deployed a room full of smart creative writers who have brainstormed plots, identified holes and generally helped creatively depleted showrunners see a series through to the end. I don’t know what the writing process is with this show, but the DBs get writing credit which makes me think they are doing it on their own.
Funniest tweet of the night: “Tough luck for all the people who named their babies Khaleesi.”
What’s Next?
The episode 6 trailer shows Daenerys as Queen of the Ashes being cheered by her thongs of Unsullied and Dothraki armies. Huh? Who knew that so many of them survived the battle with the undead?
It would be an extremely dark ending to the series if this mass murderer is still on the throne at this time next week. And yet those huge armies are going to make it difficult for anyone to dislodge Dany without her troops going insane. And even in “The Bells,” Grey Worm was throwing some serious shade Jon Snow’s way for trying to prevent his army from killing everyone in sight, so we can assume there will be animosity between the Northern and foreign troops.
As for the other characters, it’s hard to see how Tyrion survives Dany’s wrath at his letting Jaime escape unless she’s in a forgiving mood. It’s also hard to see how Jon and Dany are going to make up after all Jon’s seen. Arya obviously has some role to play too but anyone who predicts the ending is a fool at this point. The showrunners have made it clear that they are making up the rules as they go along so they can achieve the outcome they want no matter the internal logic of the show.
I do wonder, though, if we’ve seen the end of the North. Have we said goodbye to Sansa, Bran, Sam, Brienne, Pod, and the rest of them? That would be unsatisfying.
I will say this, though. I was more worked up before last night’s episode than I’d been about any show since the season finale of “Mad Men.” This morning I almost don’t care about the final episode. I will certainly watch it and hope for a WOW ending but I’m primed to be let down.